Things to know about Australia

Parking ramp = casual carpark

You turn right from the far left lane after all the traffic has past.

When you're walking towards someone on the sidewalk they veer the
opposite way so I keep running into them.

Stobbies are bottles of beer

To stay or take away is what they say when u order at a fast food
place. Blankly starring at them does not help get your food

English people get something called a gap year to just travel. And
there are a shit load of Asian tourists here.

If its your shout you better have enough money to buy everyone a drink.

The water is filled with jellyfish. Pete almost stepped on one
yesterday.